To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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