Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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