69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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