I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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