C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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