dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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