So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
