found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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