Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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