just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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