I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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