oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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