I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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