On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
4 words: hood of his car
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't deserve a penis
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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