In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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