she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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