i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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