Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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