I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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