Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I wish i was in the wii world.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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