yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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