I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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