I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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