I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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