It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so let's talk penis.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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