Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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