Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
no, he came in my armpit
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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