Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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