He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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