stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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