How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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