that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
