I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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