talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
They are going to name an STD after you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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