Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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