Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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