After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My cat gives me a boner
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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