hell yes lets make some ravioli
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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