Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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