why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm always down for nudity.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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