I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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