you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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