But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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