let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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