Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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