if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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