That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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