She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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