those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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