I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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