i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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