420 ftw
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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