I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
