You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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