but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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