Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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