when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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